May 2013
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
unpopulartextpost:
castiels-feathery-butt:
castielofasgard:
dee its the fuckign gHOST POST
fuckyeahloldemort:
i dont even use tumblr anymore
tumblr uses me
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louis-has-the-sneezies:
thebesthomestuck:
louis-has-the-sneezies:
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
what the heckaroo is wrong with you diddly darn frick frop
im telling obama
oh zoowe mama im...
Watchdoktorgirlfriend:
skidpuppet:
zachariemiaouing:
toomanyforgottendreams:
kerilu:
mtnduh:
Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.
In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is...
theyellowbrickroad:
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
snapchatting:
stop what you’re doing and adore me
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jeffersonshatt:
can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second
because i just
cannot
sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home
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thepensieve replied to your post: who’s your cousin?
She was my favorite ever on ANTM. A huge inspiration. Awesome must run in the family :D
she IS totally awesome! (and thanks from implying i am, too) :)
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rnedia:
my nickname in middle school was “who?”
nevvzealand:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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eleusinianmystery:
I dare you say Jason Derulo without singing it.
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derek’s new loft is great and all but for what conceivable reason would you want the only seating in the room facing your bed from two feet away
is “watching derek sleep” the new “watching tv”?
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kryzia-just:
WHY DID I ASK HER ABOUT THE STUPID SHOW SHE WAS INTO ABOUT STUPID TEENAGE WEREWOLVES
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a cute guy in the gyro shop just called me “babe” and i think that’s the most action i’ve gotten in my whole life
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
methlabrador:
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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its-tuesday-again:
its-tuesday-again:
its-tuesday-again:
its-tuesday-again:
once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell
once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm
once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam...
congragulation:
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
pandavalkyrie:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose....
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its-tuesday-again:
romeo and juliet
aka
that escalated quickly: the play
teashoesandhair:
utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:
tommarvolohiddles:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
Miss Piggy On Beauty
fearfullymade-locs:
thedameloves:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary...
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Anonymous asked: a star trek glass AND IS THAT A MICKEY MOUSE PLATE?! #swag
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watchtheworldburnn said: I HAVE THE SAME STAR TREK GLASSES FROM TARGET
good taste! :)
actually-willow said: I just ate baked chicken spaghetti. I like your publix bottled water
just keepin’ it classy
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