my 5 years of spanish class paid off today as i barely managed to tell a woman that what she was holding would cost 25 cents
if my soul was a tweet, it’d be this one
The Liverpool striker is suspected of having made generous donation and his love of dogs is widely known
i was walking through the college of education the other day and i passed these girls deep in conversation and i heard “all i’m saying is, if you’re old enough to talk back, you’re old enough to get fucked up”
if “now you see me” doesn’t have a sequel called “now you don’t” i’m gonna riot in the streets
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
fangirl challenge [2/5] movies: now you see me
“When a magician waves his hand and says, “This is where the magic is happening.” The real trick is happening somewhere else. Misdirection.”
"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.
Well, they’re not wrong…
Buy ‘Jealous’ on iTunes [x]
thanks for springing for the good stuff, mickey d’s
i wish my house looked as pretty as the bake off tent