19
Oct

my vet gave me this book about cats and it’s so weird

the title of this chapter is “how to walk your cat”

get your cat another cat so you never have to play with it again

then get that cat a cat

keep getting cats to avoid interaction with anything

this is your life now

i just… i don’t even know

is there a difference between alert and attentive???? apparently there is and apparently it’s important enough to put in a book and label??

and last but not least, don’t forget to get your cat utensils so they can eat their food like fucking ladies

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#but like for real #wtf is going on in this book
19
Oct
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19
Oct

this is an actual real live picture someone tweeted teenage boys can literally not stop whining

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18
Oct

*insert joke about satanism here*

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18
Oct

spektrmodule:

amnesiacbutterfly:

i have seen the future and this will never be okay

IT WAS THE MSOT BULLSHIT DEATH HIS POWER WAS LITERALLY SURVIVAL HE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE SHIT

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18
Oct
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18
Oct

bewbin:

why are children so short? what are they doing down there?

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18
Oct

wingbeifong:

my friends: lets go into the city tonight! does that sound good with everybody

me:

 image

image

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16
Oct

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

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16
Oct

IF YOU’RE UP AND OPERATING ON LESS THAN FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP CAN I GET A HELL no

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16
Oct

thewilloughbydobbs:

FRIENDS is coming to Netflix!!!!

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#YES LORD HALLELUJAH
15
Oct
Anonymous said:

What type of cat do you have?

i don’t know! she’s a rescue but the doc says she might be siamese-y

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15
Oct

West Virginia. The butthole of America.

— mavis  
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15
Oct
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#fashion
15
Oct
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#MAVIS #spat