28
Aug

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

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28
Aug

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

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#hAIR #and also EYEBROWS #fashion
28
Aug

makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

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#oH
28
Aug

in the UK, we don’t say “I dislike you” we take people’s ice cream’s out of the freezer to make room for our own on a hot summer’s day and I think that’s horrible

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#YEAH IT FUCKING WAS YOU ASSHOLE #BRING BACK MY GINGER GOD OF THE KITCHEN #GBBO
28
Aug

tagged by sarah

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27
Aug

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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27
Aug

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

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27
Aug

what a dumb

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#morticia #kitten
27
Aug
  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
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27
Aug

kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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26
Aug

laina:

weloveshortvideos:

Got my j’s on

NOOOOO

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26
Aug
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#MAYONNAISE LEGS
26
Aug

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT BECCA'S FEELING 22

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#HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA GOOF
26
Aug

in honor of my little bro turning 18, i’m dedicating this picture to the cutest baby in the world

me

not him

ME

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#i am emperor kuzco #me #my brother #technically he turned 18 eleven days ago #but i just saw this picture so
26
Aug
Anonymous said:

you have a wonderful blog!

thank youuuuuuu

answered 2 days ago @ 08:28 pm with 6 notes
#Anonymous