19
Sep

stop this

posted 22 hours ago @ 11:41 pm with 10 notes
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#1d #just to clarify #and i am 100% serious #this is my brother's backpack
19
Sep

my 5 years of spanish class paid off today as i barely managed to tell a woman that what she was holding would cost 25 cents

posted 1 day ago @ 01:31 pm with 14 notes
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#yay education
19
Sep

if my soul was a tweet, it’d be this one

posted 1 day ago @ 01:27 pm with 23 notes
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18
Sep

38round:

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#bABE
18
Sep
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18
Sep

i was walking through the college of education the other day and i passed these girls deep in conversation and i heard “all i’m saying is, if you’re old enough to talk back, you’re old enough to get fucked up”

posted 2 days ago @ 08:14 pm with 8 notes
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#o_O #your future children are in good hands
18
Sep

its-tuesday-again:

if “now you see me” doesn’t have a sequel called “now you don’t” i’m gonna riot in the streets

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#still relevant
18
Sep

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)  
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18
Sep

fangirl challenge [2/5] movies: now you see me

“When a magician waves his hand and says, “This is where the magic is happening.” The real trick is happening somewhere else. Misdirection.”

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#best
18
Sep

crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

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18
Sep
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#eternal #parks and rec
18
Sep
Jealous
Nick Jonas
33,654 plays

Buy ‘Jealous’ on iTunes [x]

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#i'm into it #return of the jonas 2k14 #stuck in my head playlist
18
Sep

vinebox:

THIS SONG GIVES ME LIFE

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#same
18
Sep

thanks for springing for the good stuff, mickey d’s

posted 2 days ago @ 01:41 pm with 15 notes
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18
Sep

i wish my house looked as pretty as the bake off tent

posted 2 days ago @ 05:57 am with 0 notes
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#its so pretty #is that weird? #gbbo